The Night that the Band got the Wine

  Al finds yet another unexpected subject for a song. This is
 from his 2001 albumn "Down in the Cellar" on which every song
 in some way relates to wine. Apparently this was composed at
 the piano and Al has at least once performed it live while
 playing the piano. The chords here are for the guitar with capo 
 on the second fret, I'm not sure what Al does when he plays it
 on guitar. This is pretty tricky to sing (Al doesn't always
 get through it without mistakes) the flow of the lyrics and
 the flow of the music overlap in an intricate way, with little
 (almost parentheical) phrases linking across the bars - great 
 fun! Watch out for the "flower pattern shirt of questionable
 style".
  
 
  C#dim7      [x 0 2 3 2 3]
 
 The "band came in" sections need a couple of cute little
 chord progressions. No idea about the proper chord names
 but these shapes seem to work
 
 C          [x 3 2 0 1 0]
 C/B        [x 2 2 0 1 0]
 C/Bb       [x 1 2 0 1 0]
 
 Dm         [x 0 0 2 3 1]
 Dm/Db      [x 0 0 2 2 1]
 Dm7        [x 0 0 2 1 1]
 
 Intro x 2
 A C#dim7 D Dm
 
 
     A                 C#dim7              D   
 The earthquake hit at six-nineteen with a jolt
 Dm                          A
 People went running for the doorways 
             C#dim7              D 
 And for the next half minute it shook
 Dm             A                           
 Up on the 17th floor 
         C#m      F#m     E
 The sommeli  -   er was opening the wine 
             C
 He knew the great hotel was solidly built 
          D                             E
 Still it must have been a miracle that nothing got spilt
 
 A                 C#dim7                   D
 Terry O'Shea got up   from the Chippendale chair 
 Dm                                                  
 Talking on the telephone 
 A                  C#dim7                D 
 Looking perplexed, waving a hand in the air 
        Dm                         
 In the great room all alone 
 A           C#m             F#m      E
 Fifty years   old        today,    a microdot billionaire 
 C
 Putting on a party like a hollywood guy 
      D                              E
 With all the food and wine that his money could buy
  
        C         C/B            
 The band came in arguing as usual 
       C/Bb           
 About nothing in particular 
    A                        Dm
 It always seemed to be this way
               Dm/Db
 Tuning up and putting out setlists
    Dm7                       G                 C
 Of all the stupid songs that musicians hate to play 
                   C/B                        
 Still it could be better than usual 
     C/Bb                       A
 The food looked great,  it was money, not glory 
 Dm          Dm/Db
 So when the clock struck eight 
      Dm7                  E
 They began the theme tune from  ... "Love Story" 
 
 A                 C#dim7             D
 Time went by with no one arriving at all 
 Dm                        A
 It was just Terry and the pictures 
    C#dim7                        D 
 Of dead people frowning from the wall 
 Dm                          
 They didn't look very pleased 
 A           C#m   F#m   E
 It was completely clear nobody was coming
           C
 They were all staying home with their earthquake kits 
 D                    E
 Waiting for the aftershocks to hit 
 
 A                   C#dim7            D
 Thirty decanters of wine sat ready to pour
 Dm                  A 
 Nineteemn-sixty-one Margaux 
     C#dim7               D    Dm 
 and Petrus and Chateau Latour Swaying in unison 
 A           C#m    F#m  E
 Lobster and cavi - ar,  shrimp and salmon 
           C
 They were all laid out with artistic flair 
     D                    E
 The waiters were already eyeing their share 
  
 C                   C/B            
 Terry got up and he said, "enough" 
    C/Bb                  A                     Dm
 He told the band to stop playing that dreadful stuff 
                    Dm/Db   
 Made them all come over to the table 
     Dm7                      G                C
 And gave them wine that they never had dreamt of 
                      C/B                          C/Bb
 So they worked their way through the burgundy and port 
     A             Dm                                            
 And started to relax 
                          Dm/Db                    Dm7
 They discovered they had more in common than they thought 
     E
 And so they went back 
 
 A                     C#dim7           D
 Over to the stand and started playing again 
     Dm                 A
 But this time differently 
                   C#dim7               D 
 It got louder and louder and fairly insane
 Dm                          A 
 People heard it down in the street 
         C#m   F#m             E
 It felt so    good, they were smiling at each other and 
     C
 The waiters all ran out covering their ears 
           D                               E
 There was plaster from the ceiling on the crystal chandeliers 
 
 A                        C#dim7                D
 Terry was dancing like a madman and waving his hands 
 Dm                                                  
 At anything and everything 
  A                           C#dim7               D
 Kicking up the dust from the carpet and doing handstands 
 Dm                                                  
 Cackling and yodeling 
  A         C#m      F#m     E
 This was a birthday bash he hadn't anticipated 
 C
 Spinning like a top in the middle of the room 
           D                E
 While the hotel shook to a sonic boom 
 
 C                C/B                    C/Bb
 After a while he passed out cold on the floor 
     A                 Dm                   
 And dreamed revealing things 
                     Dm/Db        Dm7 
 Then he didn't have computers anymore 
    G            C                     
 Or fawning underlings 
                            C/B                 C/Bb                                  
 He was running through the trees on a tropical isle 
 A               Dm                       
 No more feeling tense 
                     Dm/Db                 Dm7
 In a flower pattern shirt of questionable style 
    E
 It all made sense 
 
 A                           C#dim7                 D
 The band went back to their homes in the Hollywood hills 
 Dm                                                   
 Better than they'd ever felt 
 A                            C#dim7              D
 Waking up their sleep-addled wives with rambling tales 
    Dm
 It didn't go down very well 
 A        C#m     F#m     E
 But as a lega -  cy they called a band meeting 
     C
 And decided they were going to give up playing covers 
      D                    E
 From that day on they got along with one another 
 
 A                 C#dim7                   D
 Terry woke up and strange as the story may seem 
 Dm                                                   
 Though he felt terrible 
    A                            C#dim7             D 
 He found with the dawn he could still remember his dream 
 Dm
 So he just fell away 
 A        C#m      F#m        E        
 Nobody's seen him since but I like to think of him 
  C                                        D       E
 Sitting on a beach like Gauguin wearing a smile 
 C                                                   D         E
 Waiting for a brown-eyed girl, she'll be there in a while 
 C                                              D        E
 Maybe thinking back now and then to a long ago time 
 A                  C#m          F#m           E
 The night that the band got the wine 
 A                  C#m          F#m           E
 The night that the band got the wine 
 A                  C#m       
 The night that the band 
 F#m       D
 As I understand 
     C              D            A
 The night that the band got the wine